♫ The Big Drummer Boy ♫

Don is running
Ta-rump rump rump rump

Our king he wants to be
Ta-rump rump rump rump

And those who buy his things
Are dumb dumb dumb dumb

They come to kiss his ring
Ta-rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump

Still, it’s not enough
‘Cause Trump rump rump rump
Wants more stuff

He wants more stuff
Life is so rough
Down in the dumps
Life is a grift
Give him a gift
Rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump Ta-rump

He’s a con man
Ta-rump rump rump rump
I say c’mon now, man!
Ta-rump rump rump rump

There is no grift too big
Ta-rump rump rump rump
To satisfy this pig
Ta-rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump

I can’t buy your card
Ta-rump rump rump rump
Laughing too hard
Rump rump rump rump

Mike Lindell’s night
Ta-rump rump rump rump
He hugs his pillow tight
Ah hump hump hump hump

The base will stay with him
Ta-rump rump rump rump
Debase themselves for him
Ta-rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump
Rump rump rump rump

Then he sneered at them
Ta-rump rump rump rump
He thinks they’re scum

In his fury
Ta-rump rump rump rump
He’ll face a grand jury
Ta-rump rump rump rump

Lock up his rump
Lock up his rump
Lock up his rump
Lock up his rump
Lock the bum up

© 2022 by Mike Tully

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